imagine if there was a vibrator that vibrated to the beat of the music you were listening to.. id probably listen to skrillex all day and when the beat would drop so would i from it hitting my prostate and making my legs weak from how wild it is
they do this is a thing
Why aren’t we talking about the fact that this is compatible with an electric guitar?
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.
Anonymous said: since you're such a heels expert, i was wondering if you had any advice for wearing them with shorts or pants? i want to start wearing heels more but find them more difficult to incorporate since I don't own many dresses/skirts.
Hi friend! Sure!
I find shorts a little tougher for heels, but shorts with your basic pump can be very flattering to the legs. I personally wouldn’t wear anything super strappy because it cuts off the ankle so many places, but I’m short, so that might work for you better than it does for me. So yeah, pumps are great. With pants do whatever the fuck you want. Anything can look good.
In terms of comfort, if you have a pair of heels that really eat up your feet, to protect them there are these stocking-socks things that are sold (like you can buy them in a nude of some variety and wear them like socks with your pants) that can reduce the friction in problem areas.
Really though the best style advice I can give you is wear what you like. If you feel like you look bangin’, you’ll look bangin’.
Anonymous said: imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying
can I just
This is wonderful, assuming the dragon also shelves things correctly. Lord knows that the knights wouldn’t.
also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”
being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms